swushfm:

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berserklrina:

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garbage-empress:

thottistani:

No gay has all 5:

- A job

- Good relationship with father

- Neurotypical brain

- Ability to top

- Driver’s license

this is a fun post because people will say how many they have in the tags then you get to figure out which ones.

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tldb98:

I wonder what every man’s dick looks like

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trailertrashin:

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chlo-egg:
“ someone from the uk: im in sixth form
me: how many regenerations do you have left
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chlo-egg:

someone from the uk: im in sixth form

me: how many regenerations do you have left

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possession:

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speciesbarocus:
“Pieter Aertsen - Holy Family giving alms while flying into Egypt, surrounded by a frame of meat/food (1551). Detail.
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speciesbarocus:

Pieter Aertsen - Holy Family giving alms while flying into Egypt, surrounded by a frame of meat/food (1551). Detail.

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wgm-beautifulworld:

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WADI RUM - JORDAN

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were–ralph:

pinene:

pinene:

pinene:

I think the most humiliating object in the world is the Fleshlight sleeve warmer

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Its only purpose is to slide into your fleshlight and get it to body temp. It’s $30. I want to get every single man who owns one of these into one room and make them do long-form improv

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Jail!

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Different Jail!

i thought this was the bottom half of those one office chairs

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liberalsarecool:

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Defund. Now. These cops are at a station with a massive immigrant population. #ACAB

Sorry we can’t keep libraries open, some Nassau county klansman in wraparound shades needs a new above-ground pool.

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bizabizow:

Scalpers: There is a low supply and high demand for PS5s right now. I will buy up a bunch of them at market price just to resell at my new inflated price for personal profit

Average Person: Dude, you’re scum. This should be illegal

Scalpers: There is a low supply and high need for affordable housing right now. I will buy up a bunch of houses at their affordable price just to charge people my new inflated monthly price to live in them, without actually owning them. For personal profit.

Average Person: You may not like it, but this is a valid business practice and a necessary part of adult life. This is our free market at work, and-

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ode-on-a-grecian-butt:
“ advertising strategy for Hepatior, a 1930s medicine to treat liver ailments
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ode-on-a-grecian-butt:

advertising strategy for Hepatior, a 1930s medicine to treat liver ailments

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the-real-numbers:

kittyb4e:

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boyfriends

@czech-hunter-biden

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solipsism-lemonade:

violetsandshrikes:

Once the birds had learned how to initiate video interactions, the second phase of the experiment could begin. In this “open call” period, the 15 participating birds could make calls freely; they also got to choose which bird to dial up. Over the next two months, pet parrots made 147 deliberate video calls to other birds. Their owners took detailed notes about the calls and recorded more than 1,000 hours of video footage that the researchers analyzed.

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[ id: screenshot from the linked article: “Two weak, older macaws, for example, became very close and even called out to one another "Hi! Come here! Hello!” from their respective screens" followed by a fucked up crying emoji man. /end id ]

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